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They say that big doors swing on little hinges. I've been utterly baffled by what a few small orders have produced over the years. But in all fairness, you're correct to assume that the majority will never amount to much. JB

This is a timely post, for sure. I keep playing a pivotal scene through my head from the movie, "It's a Wonderful Life". George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart) is on a quest for great things in life but he constantly bemoans the fact that he's stuck in Bedford Falls, running (what he calls) a "penny...

Drill them out with a step drill or a fluteless countersink. JB

Heh....that's the ONLY reason I clicked on this thread! Brilliant minds think alike. JB

That's right. But do you think I could find a 2 x 8 in the store yesterday? Not in this town. JB

It might be hard to tell, but he shoved a bunch of rags in the hole / dent before using the bag to cover it up. I'll even bet he saved 11% on the duct tape. One of the worst Pantone fails....ever. JB

You've heard of the "People of Walmart". Well, it appears there's competition. All I can say is "wow"....just wow. There's no doubt in my mind...he saved big money! I about blew a lung when I parked next to this guy this afternoon. Some stuff just can't be made up. JB

Um....you need to rotate it 90 degrees counter clockwise. It's painfully obvious that a GM exec got this "sudden burst of inspiration" after he accidentally knocked over his bottle of E1 erectile dysfunction medication. It's the new symbol of virility for an aging demographic. My apologies to...

That's a seminal idea. But it'd have to be abbreviated to Vaz...kinda like a Jag. But who would drive a vesicle like that? JB

Nova, Taurus, Solstice, Mercury, Equinox, Solara, Eclipse, Aerostar, Aries, Polara, Satellite, Vega, Comet, Galaxie, Saturn...ah yes. You just gotta love those "space" themed brands. Mark my words, people. GM is fixin' to release Uranus. Yep...they're gonna release Uranus, all right. I can...

Chevy is changing their "Like a Rock" marketing campaign to "Pachyderm Power". It has far more green appeal. I'm sure the vasectomy crowd will eat it up. Bevels, gradients and lower case. What's not to love? I'm sure that fifth-grader won a ribbon for it. JB

I think they're too occupied with current events at the moment. Once the dust settles, people will be looking for other avenues of mental stimulation. JB

Hey, I'm in the market for a cracked copy of Federal Form 1040, and MI-1040. Hell, how about a cracked 1099 and W-2? I'm tired of paying through the arse. THERE HAS TO BE A CHEAPER AWAY AROUND. JB

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's the way every seat of Omega is already. JB

I'd be willing to bet hard-earned, cold, hard cash that SNL will not touch this one... JB

People who always eat alphabet soup (or Scrabble tiles) have daily vowel movements. JB

And they say it is a CAPITAL offense (unless the court remands the case). JB

Well, somehow it seemed to work for for Prince...

New S-101 Member: "Hello everybody. My plotter seems to be having epileptic seizures lately. Does anybody have any thoughts?" Every Seasoned S-101 Member: "Um...you're cutting Papyrus again, huh?" (or Black Adder) JB

I found no humor in this. I assume then, it can only be comic sans. JB