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Is Your Prime Steak Held Together By 'Meat Glue?' The prime filet steaks customers think they're ordering at restaurants may actually be pieces of stew held together by "meat glue." Yummmmmm!

SUPERSEX A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat...

Handel Gothic

A modern day cowboy hasspent many days crossing the Saskatchewan prairies without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath,when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yardsahead...

What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

I knew that... :toasting:

Occupational Therapy -- Optima

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of...

Some military humour... On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is...

A little drama... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OIJRMqYAA0

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends...

One more groaner.... Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile...

And now... a few groaners... There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elkskin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant.The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to...

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION...

you won't need to understand any German to get this... http://www.youtube.com/v/TtXWWRyJLPw&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3

For all you gentle Scots of good breeding.......... Archie and Jock are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s plans for his forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all goin’ grand” says Jock. “I’ve got everything organized already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the...

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS (Actual writings from hospital charts) 1 . The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in...

On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher...

Hard Times by Jeffery Keedy