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Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm5Lsv3KkX0 :omg2:

What if you had a choice between the federal pat down line for free or the hooters pat down upgrade for 2 bucks? which would you opt for? Wwouldn't that pretty much solve the problem? :thumb:

Suicide Bombers to go on strike Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began...

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As we are half-way into the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice...

If this doesn't tug at your heart strings nothing will. We've all seen the faces of those ravaged by the floods of Pakistan, Sri Lanka, New Orleans , and Iowa, etc. This award-winning photograph of the recent flood waters rising in Ireland captures the horror and suffering there...

Four friends had been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before their first hunt of the year, Rocky's wife told him he couldn't go. The fellas were very upset but they knew that there was nothing they could do. Two days later, the three friends arrived at their...

A story ALL men can relate to!!! RETIREMENT ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try...

Parks now need to check I.Q. of people entering our parks, I see on the news some visitors wanted and up close look at a bison and threw a chuck of wood at it, causing them to get there a***s whipped. These folks never botherd to pay attention in school in two classes. One was English...

Some things to ponder: 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to...

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken biker, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to...

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am so sorry to do this but I need the money. Please leave...

The Saints DID IT! 31-17 ! There will be weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth in Indianapolis!

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can - and quickly; it's rare. You...

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD… · I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. · I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" · CEO's are now playing miniature golf. · If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", call and...

Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! :thumb: