Sneaky folks think up stuff like -
A more indirect method... Magnetic Signs on an old beater pickup identifying it as "Rodent Trapping Service" (with freshly trapped long-tail, pointy nosed critters from the Mosh farm in the bed), "Murder Scene Cleanup Crew" (with the appropriate crime scene tape and red stained sheets in the back), parked right out front.
Black vinyl lettered "Tainted Product - Not for Human Consumption" on a bunch of the empty popcorn boxes piled up might get some interest.
Rework the zip change letters on the marquee so the Saturday matinee is a Gay Porno this week or maybe a Scientologist meeting.
A more indirect method... Magnetic Signs on an old beater pickup identifying it as "Rodent Trapping Service" (with freshly trapped long-tail, pointy nosed critters from the Mosh farm in the bed), "Murder Scene Cleanup Crew" (with the appropriate crime scene tape and red stained sheets in the back), parked right out front.
Black vinyl lettered "Tainted Product - Not for Human Consumption" on a bunch of the empty popcorn boxes piled up might get some interest.
Rework the zip change letters on the marquee so the Saturday matinee is a Gay Porno this week or maybe a Scientologist meeting.