Another Assult charge..:(

[John L]

Sneaky folks think up stuff like -
A more indirect method... Magnetic Signs on an old beater pickup identifying it as "Rodent Trapping Service" (with freshly trapped long-tail, pointy nosed critters from the Mosh farm in the bed), "Murder Scene Cleanup Crew" (with the appropriate crime scene tape and red stained sheets in the back), parked right out front.
Black vinyl lettered "Tainted Product - Not for Human Consumption" on a bunch of the empty popcorn boxes piled up might get some interest.
Rework the zip change letters on the marquee so the Saturday matinee is a Gay Porno this week or maybe a Scientologist meeting.

 

[CheapVehicleWrap]

Buy a quart of bed bugs and set them loose in his theater.
Word should get around quick...

Are these really available by the quart? If so where? I was once going to purchase a box of madagascar hissing cockroaches for my landlord.

 

[SignManiac]

John that's some damn fine creative thinking there!

 

[CheapVehicleWrap]

Gay Porno this week or maybe a Scientologist meeting.

Are these related in some way?

 

[luggnut]

AA

 

[SignManiac]

Heh heh, every scientologist I ever met was into gay porno! That's why I became an atheist!

 

[John L]

haha, yeh, I dunno. I just get pissed when someone pushed their snow up on my boy.

 

[GAC05]

Are these related in some way?

Who knows, but think of the marketing potential of a combo of the two as an add-on to Mosh's previously posted corn hole graphics business.

wayne k
guam usa

 

[JR's]

Mosh it seems that you but heads with a lot of people. quit trying to swim up stream, go with the flow. try to coast , you know like water off a ducks back. relax man.

JR

 

[Mike Paul]

Are these really available by the quart? If so where? I was once going to purchase a box of madagascar hissing cockroaches for my landlord.

Craigslist/South Jersey/Atlantic City...

 

[Bradster941]

So I take my bobcat and move the pile into the theater entryway, from where it came, then I go back home. .

Mosh it seems that you but heads with a lot of people. quit trying to swim up stream, go with the flow. try to coast , you know like water off a ducks back. relax man.

JR

I would have to Rule in Mosh's favor on this one.

Seems to me in days gone by, he would have normally taken that Bobcat and piled the snow up in the Lobby right through the locked Entryway Doors.

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[SqueeGee]

TV???? i'm thinking live feed!

that way we can all play along.... yelling at ours screen "look out MOSH he's right behind you!"

or better yet making phone calls... we could drive that theater dude crazy!

Love it! Mosh Cam! Mosh, we're going to need you to mount a camera to your head and stream the feed. You in?

You can even use it as a selling point when you go to court. Tell them you're under 24 hour surveillance. No probation officer necessary!

 

[Bradster941]

Why was I not surprised when I saw "Another Assult Charge" and Mosh was the thread starter...

I think I just came across a picture of him.

 

[bayshorecreations]

I just got finished reading all 3 pages of this thread and I just wanted to say THANK YOU to Mosh for providing such great entertainment for me on a wed night!
This is Hilarius!

Love the idea of the Mosh cam on his head streaming online! I would even be willing to pay a monthly subscription for that!

 

[Mosh]

I wish I was making this up. Did I mention that in the last 20 years there have been 16 managers at the theater....or the time my DAD grabed one and tossed him in the street and the highway patrol stopped to save him. These A-Holes thought they could drill a hole in our building to put a co2 line in to fill their pop machines. This guy just started drilling a hole in our place so he could run a line to get co2 to the pop machines easier.
My DAD FREAKED out and kicked the drill out of his hands. So he left and the manager of the theater (at the time) came over and Chet (my old man) grabed him and tossed him in the street and was kicking him on the way down. Just happend a state patrolman was going by and stopped my old man from killing the dude. Never saw the guy again I guess working next door to some crazies was too much for him. My dad seriously tossed this guy 20 feet, classic a$$ kicking.

 

[CheapVehicleWrap]

Craigslist/South Jersey/Atlantic City...

Do you have a link? Did it get taken down?

 

[chopper]

Mosh,
I do not condone violence, but I believe that you can plead insanity,
but seriously I do not know the laws there but here if you believe to be in danger it would be self defense, I am sure if you get a decent lawyer you will be ok....but the perp who put the snow in front of the door has to be guilty of some thing, I would mount a camera that watches the parking lot so you can prove who did what for the next time, cause you know there will be a next time, this guy isnt going to stop here...
//chopper

 

[bayshorecreations]

Do you have a link? Did it get taken down?

Remind me not to get on your list...