gabagoo
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'Calling turkey bacon is like calling masturbation sex.
Hey man, I eat turkey bacon cause that all the wife will allow me to eat, and quit making fun of my favorite hobby would ya!!
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'Calling turkey bacon is like calling masturbation sex.
and the crooked poop taste like what ?Sorry pat, But honestly.. i hate bacon. It taste like straight poop.
and the crooked poop taste like what ?
And you know this how ?
Hey, I cant stand the smell of bacon... and it taste just as bad...I also HATE any type of pork.
one can only assume
Turkey bacon isn't as bad.
Bacon is an aphrodisiac!
This is where your bacon comes from.
If you can find a better way to make the sun's rays taste like bacon, I'm all ears. Free range is just a fancy term for more expensive/less efficient/tough meat.