Well, I decided to tell my buddy Baugh the truth, I don't need trouble with the FBI
MY EMAIL RESPONSE:
Baugh,
I'm terribly sorry for all of this confusion. I guess it's time I come clean with you and tell you what's going on. The day I got your check in I also received a depsperate request from a Rev. Anthony Suporro. He runs an orphanage in Nairobi. The government of Nairobi has been in disarray since the civil war a couple of years ago and funds for the orphans were cut off. The orphans were starving and on the verge of death from lack of proper medical attention. The story just ripped at my heart, they're just children. Nobody wants to harm children. I was so upset about it that I wasn't thinking clearly. I gathered up all of the money I had, including the money you were expecting me to send you, and transferred it all to the Rev. Anthony. Surely you understand that, the children NEEDED the money.
I'm sure that if you explain the situation to your client, and explain to them that I am sure that if they look deep in their heart God will let them know that what I did was the right thing to do. If she would like, the Rev. Anthony has promised to send me a picture of all the happy children, and I would be happy to email it to her so that she can have it as a reminder of the good thing she has done.
If she's not content with that, if she's the type of person who doesn't like children, then let me know and I will see what I can to do retrieve the money from Rev. Anthony, and leave him without the money for the children.
Sorry for the troubles I am causing you.
Pat Whatley
P.S. How is your move to the new apartment coming? I have the dishwasher at the shipping office ready to go out whenever you get moved in and settled.
