3. You don't. Its hideous.
4. Stop photographing the devil.
5. Both. Yes. Ebay is the heaven those people in the awful photos look up to....
you slay me Melissa :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: awesome reply!
Melissa has every bit of chance to succeed in this business as any one of the rest of us, AND she has more chance of benefiting from this forum then 90% of the people who register, both because of her thick skinned sense of humor, & her ability or willingness to seek answers to the right questions instead of proceeding without seeking (notice I said "seek the answers", not just ask... which is what I perceive to be the case). To all the cranky pissed off, or disinterested primadonna dicks, er... sign men...courtesy isn't a prerequisite to a good layout, but it can be damn helpful in business... and it don't hurt in community relations either...
phuq 5 to 10 years of apprentice work in the swamps... life before the internet was different, information comes easier today... big deal.. get over yer damn selves.. hey, I hate lowballers and hacks as much as the next guy, but dishing out vile scum at anyone who considers finding an easier path to gaining financial reward in a similar aspect of the sign trade, without mucking around the same arduous path you found... comes off as pure envy...
signwriters, sign men, tradesman... whatever... I was an architectural draftsman & happened to get hired by an architectural sign company while on an extended vacation...
...I didn't know s#!t about signs, but mathematically laying out building directories & fire escape maps quickly captured my interest as a variation on what my college education had prepared me for, & it clearly utilized my natural talents as well...
...in no time I was a self taught computer graphics professional, edging out seasoned veterans in the corporate headquarters of North America's largest architectural sign company, to not only do the work faster & better then the status quo, but creating innovative new methods to further improve the bottom line.. and sometimes this graphic work resulted in cast bronze, or inlaid marble opulence, (subbed out to some other dick... not because some man or woman wouldn't or couldn't do it... because specialization often leads to superior quality
)
..so, where was I? ...oh yeah, me making a damn good living without mucking through any swamps (or ever dipping a brush)... & when I tired of New York City, I choose a different path & own a small company in Maui & in fact have
chosen to learn a little carving, gilding or painting...
...but there are important aspects of the sign trade that Melissa or anyone else has every right to pursue and NO need for the same damn skills, paths, or objectives as the rest of us... there will always be hacks, and for all we know, she might become one... but it won't be because we weren't big enough assholes when she first showed up (too late for that
)
...and if not her, the million people who become hacks in every walk of life will do so even if we behave like civil adults around here!