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I can put a tight sweater on the wife... When I went into business, I went into it for 2 reasons, my ex is a mess so I got full custody of me kids, which has been great, and my current wife got sick and is bed ridden.... I'm a worker bee... I need a hive!

Forget all animals.. these parrots are already enough... they yell, bite, and one can't stop repeating his name.." PONCHITO!" " PONCHITO!" " PONCHITO!" " PONCHITO!" "COME HERE!" "COME HERE!" "COME HERE!" "COME HERE!" "WHAT THE MATTER WITH YOU!" "WHAT THE MATTER WITH YOU!" "WHAT THE MATTER WITH...

I should have stated, live humans, highly skilled... cute latinas would not hurt either...

First of all, I love cats and there is no forum for cat skinning 101.... I shoveled snow when I lived in Colorado, there is a reason my grandparents moved from there after WW1 Gino, you have never been to hemet, there is no such thing as good Chinese in this part of California.... and if it was...

No women, especially wild ones... it's what probably got me into this mess in the first place...

Oh and I forgot, my last job had endless munchies, good coffee, the vendors would give tons of food near the end of the year... which is why I am so porky, good local restaurants, office outings... :(

I've dumbed down my resume and some people still thought I was overqualified after talking to them on the phone During my employment, most of my employers and a few fellow employees wrote books and articles, there is not money in it unless you add marketing to it... most successful design firms...

There goes plan B! :ROFLMAO:

I'll retire when they find my dried carcass at my desk gripping a pencil, pen or mouse.... after 6 years of being overly responsible, working for someone would be a break, plus my work lately is freakin' boring. I sent out a few resumes already... so far they offer very low pay or too qualified

I miss people and the smell of sweaty men and the occasional bossy receptionist...

No one around to torment except for 2 parrots and my wife...

After Googling "Computer Repair Logos", in comparison, that thing is a work of art... yikes!

So your rationale is, lets keep the inner city looking "inner city". Just because its a crappy area does not mean you do crappy logo work....

So did i....

That's funny... back in the 80's my buddy had a "Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick" bumper sticker, he got yelled at all the time, so I would never ride in the truck. When he couldn't afford to live on his own anymore, his mother made him take it off...

Did that last decal say "CAUTION: Too low for fat ho's"

After seeing your other work, my gut was right, you have some design skills, you just seem to be playing it safe, or your look is bogged down by something. I don't mind showing you my card/logo. I have shown it before. Most of my work is larger sign and identity projects. I only design, some...

The logo IS BAD... all that 3D does not make it look any better... I am guessing that is their logo and it's not going to change. The graphics is too much.. like graphic mash-ups or a bad vehicle wrap... is this what they wanted? if you put specials on the windows, they might be lost with all...

There is a "sticky" on top of this forum... http://www.signs101.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11988

This may be your problem...